A description of my brother Mike’s house (from memory.)

For me any trip to my brother Mike's begins from Seattle, a place so set upon by rain that the earth often rejects it; the ground secreting it out like life giving sweat from its fertile pores. Once past the unwelcome congestion of sharing a city with a few hundred thousand people too many, one can observe the slow but steady transition as you ascend into the sky on a lush mountain pass, only to be plummeted back to the earth into an unforgiving desert.
Approaching my brother's house requires passage on a road that smells of the oil they use to repress dust, but feels as though it hasn't been attended to since the oil upon it was still in dinosaur form. The first visual signs of arrival are the time weathered horses keeping a constant, though be it understated, vigil of the homestead. Describing them as a herd would seem misrepresentative, not from their lack of number, but rather a lack of consistent genealogy. Mike is a hay farmer and as such seems to be an unofficial orphanage for horses that belong together only for their lack of belonging anywhere else. Farming doesn't allow for the kind of recreational riding time he would perhaps like, so despite their lack of stock breeding potential it can never be said they're not out standing in their field.
The parking lot has an array of cars that complement the horses. A large family generates a large need for transportation, and Mike again has collected over time a grab bag of vehicles that only a man who knows how to fix things can keep from becoming a graveyard of vehicles. The conveyances rest on an asphalt driveway that has warped over time under the relentless desert sun and the patient passive weight of hard used trucks and endless payloads of hay.
The ground around the driveway still bears scars of a long defunct fence that lost its utility and was removed for parts. On farms repair is reserved for function, there is no time to be wasted on the purely aesthetic.
Across the road from the house and towering over the scattered horses is a haystack that anyone not from a hay farming community would consider a monolith. To a farmer however, this stack is small and almost cute; like a rancher having a favorite cow in a small pen next to the house as a pet. It serves its purpose, as do all things on a farm; to feed the horses, pigs and cattle kept near the house. It also generates the seemingly endless byproduct of bailing twine that is strewn all around it, which eventually is collected and found ubiquitously throughout the farm holding virtually every visible structure together in some critical fashion.
When you approach the house itself you are greeted by two omnipresent familiars. First is an apologetic yellow lab that answers to the name "Scotch." A dog that positions himself for naps on a rug near the door so he doesn't have to be bothered with the effort to move to great visitors. However, one pat on the head and he'll attach himself to your side and follow you to the ends of the earth, or at least the ranch, which to him are one and the same. Secondly is a smell, like the setup of a joke, "What do you get when you combine pigs, horses, dust, old hay, a young dog and fresh grass?" The answer can't really be said, it has to be experienced, and in my travels this is the only place to correctly do so.
Generally when I visit Mike's no one is at home when I arrive. Even alone it is never truly silent there. A chilled wind blows with an effortless constancy over the flat and desolate landscape. It breaks with a curious lack of violence against the sun bleached outer walls of an unassuming farmhouse, small in stature but proud and with an old soul. Inside the sun is bleached as well, it filters in through windows with a ghostly whiteness and paints the floor in pale nondescript boxes.
In the stillness you can imagine the echoes of laughter that fill a house of many sisters. You can read the cipher of a family steeped in religious fervor and political awareness and advocacy. You can feel the love and patience of good parents and the love and angst of their ultimately good children. All of it under the metaphorical mortar of a gentle layer of dust and fines that are more a part of a good farm house then wood and nails.
Outside as the sun begins to fade, beyond the patchwork quilt of heavily irrigated alfalfa fields are the untended native plots of rough and hardy scrub brushes. Sage is a plant that looks like a relic from another age even in its nascency; a hearty but beleaguered captive of the arid landscape. The stems of sage are woody and haunted, to the touch they're flaky and fragile like the remaining pages of a burnt paperback romance novel. The leaves are only a memory of green held defiantly together by a dry wax and their own pungency. Roots grow shallow with a futile hopelessness like an old homeless man sifting through a dumpster he can tell has already been scavenged. As darkness settles in for the night, in the last dying breaths of wind trough the crooked outstretched arms of these living fossils, you can hear them whisper and echo the story of the people who chose unflinchingly to live among them, until all is silent, and all is still.

Grantland had a fantasy football writer contest; 750 words for top 5 picks AND (only) one sleeper. Enjoy.

The first five picks in fantasy drafts are all about mitigating risk.  You don’t get your second pick until the rest of the elite players are more picked over than the fat chick at a junior high dance. 

#1. LeSean McCoy.  McCoy catches passes and scores TDs every week.  Nearly as importantly, there is ZERO competition for touches behind him.  If McCoy, who is just 24 and has only a couple years of wear on his tires at the NFL level, gets injured the Eagles have less “Plan B” than the Pope’s girlfriend.

#2. Ray Rice.  This sawed off little pocket rocket manages to play every down, catch everything, and run both between and outside the tackles effectively - an increasingly rare and therefore valuable commodity these days.    Harbaugh would rather send his grandchildren to Jerry Sandusky’s Prison Fantasy Camp than trust Joe Flacco to throw the ball to anyone but #27, which is why Rice accounts for no less than 137% of Baltimore’s offensive production annually.  Ray-Ray would be even higher if not for the 4+ years of heavily featured work at the NFL level.  At his current rate of over usage (which is fantasy gold), it’s only a matter of time before he spontaneously combusts like the drummer for Spinal Tap, or various limbs randomly start falling off right on the field.

#3. Aaron Rogers.  It is tempting to take a running back here given how quickly they disappear; however, in this age of running back by committee there are less valuable/reliable RBs, but more playable RBs to be had much later.  Rogers is about as consistent, reliable, and elite as it gets.  In every year as a starter he’s been among the top three fantasy scorers overall.  It’s as though he has made it his personal mission to show Brett Favre what could have been were he not averse to practice, teamwork, and not annually generating more drama than a thirteen year old cheerleading captain with her own reality television show.  *Meanwhile somewhere in Mississippi Brett Favre announces, through his agent, to his wife that he’s “holding out” until the end of training camp and will no longer be taking out the trash, recreationally farming, and/or filming Wranglers commercials that look suspiciously like ads for Viagra.

#4. Tom Brady.  Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could hate this guy?  When he’s not knocking up various supermodels he’s winning Super Bowls, both fantasy and (the far less important) NFL kind.  He is surrounded by the league’s best players at their respective skill positions, with the notable exception of at running back – which is great because it means none of those pesky rushing TDs to rob Brady of his fantasy stats.  His chiseled stubbly jaw alone could outscore lesser beings like Mark Sanchez, who we’ve all seen struggling this preseason…with the realization that he’s simply never been very good at football.

#5. Chris Johnson.  No, not Calvin Johnson (Madden cover.).  There are just too many good wide receivers around much later in this new passing oriented NFL.  If you can land a young (26) every down back with 2,000 yard potential, like CJ2Pay will have this year, jump on it!  Don’t get me wrong, I advised everyone to avoid him like a pregnant ex-girlfriend at a church social last year, and I was right.  After being all douchey for an entire year and sticking it to the team (that DID pay him) by smugly loping around for an entire season, eventually 2Pay realized that the perception out there now is that he ACTUALLY SUCKS at football (not just as a person.)  Thanks to his latest set of grillz, he’s pretty much perfected his life long pursuit of looking exactly like Jar Jar Binks.  Now he can finally turn his attention back to less important matters like doing his job and actually EARNING his huge paycheck. 

Sleeper: Ben Tate.  Many of you who have read other fantasy lists are doubtlessly freaking out about Arian Foster and his conspicuous omission.  Arian made the stupidest football career decision this side of being on the cover of Madden, he converted to “delusitarianism” (vegan.)  Dude, there is a reason vegans are all 90 pound sickly looking women!  Foster was already a risk because in games where up big or down huge Houston hands over the reins to the equally potent Ben Tate.  It’s only a matter of weeks before Foster’s legs snap like the twigs and berries of which his diet suddenly consists exclusively.